A Casual Encounter with Diddy: Joining the Dirty Money Crew

Diddy: What’s up, man? You good?

Justin Bieber: I’m good, how are you?

Diddy: How young brother, everything’s good. Selling out arenas and everything, starting to act different, huh? You ain’t been calling me and hanging out the way we used to hang out.

Justin Bieber: Well, I mean, you haven’t… I mean, you try to get in contact with me, you know, through all my business partners and whatnot, but you never really got my number, so…

Diddy: Okay, my number. Yeah, yeah, I’m going to tell you my number. It’s 555… yes, okay, 55 55. You all heard that? Okay, well, I’m here to, um, ’cause you’ve been a big support of mine, or Joseph’s side, this right here. It’s my young brother right here. He’s been a big supporter of mine. My album’s coming out, and you know, we got the crew going around. Now you in New York City, and we got the Dirty Money crew, and we wanted to make you an official member of the Dirty Money crew. Are you serious?

Justin Bieber: There you go, that is SW, Justin Bieber swag is your swag. And then you got to do the swag walk, too. I got to show you the swag walk.

Diddy: Show me the swag walk.

Justin Bieber: And Scooter, manager, mogul extraordinaire. You too, I just got much cooler.

Diddy: Yeah, there you go, there you go, Dirty Money. Okay, so when we walk down the streets of New York, we hit them like this. So, me and you walking, we hanging out, you know, a little late on the night after the Usher concert, you know, get those ladies right.

Justin Bieber: Yeah, after that, the ladies, we in the street, Times Square. We go… swag, swag.

Diddy: You see that? This hand, right there, that’s pushing the hate back. There’s a lot of hate sometimes.

Justin Bieber: Swag, swag, swag.

Diddy: Try it. So, this hand, yeah, this hand, push it back, like pushing the wind back. Swag, swag.

Justin Bieber: Ooh, you got it, son. You got it.

Diddy: That’s right, my boy Bieber, official member of the Dirty Money crew.

Justin Bieber: All right, I’m chilling with my big bro, Diddy, right here. You got to go get his album. It’s Last Train to Paris. It is, you know, it’s going to be the greatest album you’ve ever heard. It’s got a lot of cool songs, a lot of people on it. You got Drake on there, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown. Chris Brown, I want to do a song with you. You was on Talk User, big brother Usher. Everybody’s on this album. Go get this album, Last Train to Paris. Yeah, get it, we’re out. Peace.

Diddy: All right, Diddy Dirty Money, Last Train of Paris in stores now.